T-Shirts

Four Paulines cross the road in an unnecessary—and immediately recognisable—political remix of an iconic album cover.

The I AM NOT YOUR FATHER! saga returns with a mechanical fist, political confusion and one emphatic POW!

A gritty black-and-white pager design for fans of dark humour, obsolete technology and punchlines that need no setup.

Retro pager nostalgia meets comic-book chaos in a bright HELLO followed by one very large BOOM!

A black-only, double-sided pop-art tee pairing REAL WOMEN AREN’T MEN on the front with a cheeky back-print line.

A battered-vinyl parody presenting Shaddap You Face by Carlo Albanese—the political record nobody remembers ordering.

A distressed housing-commission origin-story tribute, finished with the only reasonable response: DILLIGAF?

Australia’s most famous political housos gather for a chaotic ensemble tee fit for BBQs and election nights.

A supermarket-style ALBO parody finished with Großer Dummkopf for political satire at everyday low prices.

Pauline goes full vintage propaganda poster in an orange-tinted revolutionary design where subtlety never stood a chance.

An official-looking 2026 GLOBAL CITIZEN — VILLAGE IDIOT design, complete with globe, laurels and two confident thumbs up.

A gloriously ridiculous comic-book uppercut featuring the immortal negotiating tactic: HOW ABOUT THESE MELONS?!

A comic-book political smackdown built around the unmistakable line: I AM NOT YOUR FATHER!

A black-only, double-sided political throwback with vintage artwork on the front and SACK THE PRICK! on the back.

Cold War icons meet suburban BMX chaos in a distressed vintage tee for political satire fans with a taste for handlebars.

A retro campaign-poster tee featuring Pauline, the Australian flag and an unapologetically dramatic ONLY HOPE message.